Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sasquatch is on MARS

That’s the news. The infamous BIG FOOT who has been sighted everywhere from Canada to Mount Everest was recently seen in Pennsylvania last summer and now on Mars. In the left side of this photo on the NASA site you can see a small image of what looks like a humanoid, it looks as though he is traveling down hill and in perhaps a hurry to get somewhere. Where is he going? How did he get there? Are there more like him on Mars? So many questions have been placed on the NET about this guy. After careful observation by MIT scientists the questions have all been answered. It is a male Martian, and the only one of its kind. If you look directly right in the photo you can see (another malformed rock) err female Martian at pixel 8430x1850 on the same photograph, the last or first male and female of a species discovered on our red neighbor? He is in a hurry to meet her to copulate and populate the planet with intelligent beings just like our own. LIFE ON MARS! Well almost, moments after this photo was taken the little sassy fellow was squashed by a giant alien craft known as the mars rover. Earth attacks, and it is all over.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny, real funny.

Anonymous said...

Imagine if that was true, what kind of damage is the rover doing on a planet with such as fragile echo system.

Bruce Raisley said...

That would be ecosystem.